one-eyed trouser snake (thing) by Rancid_Pickle - Everything2.com
Near Matches Ignore ExactFull Text Everything2 one-eyed trouser snake (thing) See all of one-eyed trouser snake, no other writeups in this node. (thing) by Rancid_Pickle Sun Nov 26 2017 at 23:40:33 "One-eyed trouser snake" is a euphemism for a penis. The one eye portion refers to the hole where the urine and semen come out. The trouser portion is because normally one has their penis behind a pair of trousers when out in public. The snake refers to the long shaft of the penis, a...